Migrilfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous bear.

Migrilfut created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrilfut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migrilfut, it will turn you into a frog.

Migrilfut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migrilfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migrilfut.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migrilfut.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.