Didjigcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent crocodile.

Didjigcam created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didjigcam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didjigcam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Didjigcam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Didjigcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.