Stiggepmob is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, happy
goat.
Stiggepmob created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiggepmob, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Stiggepmob, it will cry a lot.
Stiggepmob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Stiggepmob's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.
3. Always help whales in need.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never eat green fruit.