Stiggepmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy goat.

Stiggepmob created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggepmob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiggepmob, it will cry a lot.

Stiggepmob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Stiggepmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.