Nan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able horse.

Nan created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nan, it will destroy your home planet.

Nan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never eat bark.