Bussitnat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, vain
weasel.
Bussitnat created tapeworms six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bussitnat, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bussitnat, he will make you grow a tail.
Bussitnat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Bussitnat's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Bussitnat.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Never mention ants.
5. Do not stand on grass.