Stragzodspagpasshavbom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous chicken.

Stragzodspagpasshavbom created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragzodspagpasshavbom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stragzodspagpasshavbom, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stragzodspagpasshavbom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stragzodspagpasshavbom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stragzodspagpasshavbom first in all things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Stragzodspagpasshavbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragzodspagpasshavbom.
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