Tettiditsas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous wolf.

Tettiditsas created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiditsas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettiditsas, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tettiditsas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tettiditsas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear purple boots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.