Fedcidzag Satrulyim is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow
cat.
Fedcidzag Satrulyim created a quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fedcidzag Satrulyim, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fedcidzag Satrulyim, it will turn you into a hamster.
Fedcidzag Satrulyim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Fedcidzag Satrulyim's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedcidzag Satrulyim.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never skip near pigs.
5. Always treat geese with great respect.