Vogfoblit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing warg.

Vogfoblit created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Vogfoblit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vogfoblit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vogfoblit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vogfoblit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vogfoblit on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear indigo shoes.