Sitbarnsterflap is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, kind
ant.
Sitbarnsterflap created dark matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Sitbarnsterflap, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sitbarnsterflap, it will be very unhappy.
Sitbarnsterflap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Sitbarnsterflap's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Run away if three geese approach from the east.
5. Sitbarnsterflap loves moths, so they must be respected.