Dubfebflat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful weasel.

Dubfebflat created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubfebflat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dubfebflat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dubfebflat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dubfebflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed beans to whales while wearing magenta shirts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubfebflat.