Minhabvon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful cat.

Minhabvon created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Minhabvon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minhabvon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Minhabvon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Minhabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.