Volbossarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured penguin.

Volbossarp created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Volbossarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Volbossarp, he will not care at all.

Volbossarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Volbossarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.