Rilfotarf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic squid.

Rilfotarf created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfotarf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilfotarf, it will turn you into a duck.

Rilfotarf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rilfotarf's Holy Commandments

1. Rilfotarf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear mauve dresses.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Always wear green.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.