Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering fox.

Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kenbugjopstigfobnellidkar.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.