Bogmottikbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing cow.

Bogmottikbaf created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmottikbaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogmottikbaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bogmottikbaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bogmottikbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.