Nurthunmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless wyvern.

Nurthunmif created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthunmif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurthunmif, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nurthunmif's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nurthunmif's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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