Tonrawpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless elephant.

Tonrawpog created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonrawpog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonrawpog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tonrawpog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tonrawpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonrawpog.

5. Tonrawpog must be the most important thing in your life.