Wadjinfod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering fairy.

Wadjinfod created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadjinfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadjinfod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wadjinfod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wadjinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green scarves.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.