Fidwabhim Tanpigfet is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, strong
crab.
Fidwabhim Tanpigfet created Mount Everest four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fidwabhim Tanpigfet, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fidwabhim Tanpigfet, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Fidwabhim Tanpigfet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Fidwabhim Tanpigfet's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat strawberries.
2. Always help grasshopers in need.
3. Do not wear magenta clothing.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not covet oxen.