Fagtamhot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate coyote.

Fagtamhot created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagtamhot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagtamhot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fagtamhot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fagtamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fagtamhot.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.