Yar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest wombat.

Yar created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yar, it will strike you with lightening.

Yar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Worship no other gods but Yar.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.