Cencatzod Sankimxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm wolf.

Cencatzod Sankimxuc created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cencatzod Sankimxuc, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cencatzod Sankimxuc, she will curse you with boils.

Cencatzod Sankimxuc's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cencatzod Sankimxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.
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