Zednakgun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive snail.

Zednakgun created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zednakgun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zednakgun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zednakgun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zednakgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at nebulae.