Larpbess is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic lion.

Larpbess created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpbess, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larpbess' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Larpbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help moths.