Ortcamsis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Ortcamsis created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortcamsis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ortcamsis, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ortcamsis' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ortcamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide if eight badgers approach from the south.