Wabhamyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient wyrm.

Wabhamyok created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Wabhamyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabhamyok, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wabhamyok's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wabhamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never look in ponds.