Minyogfadfarratliktunleg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet giraffe.

Minyogfadfarratliktunleg created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minyogfadfarratliktunleg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Minyogfadfarratliktunleg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Minyogfadfarratliktunleg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Minyogfadfarratliktunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minyogfadfarratliktunleg.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.