Cipgudgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental gorilla.

Cipgudgud created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgudgud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipgudgud, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cipgudgud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cipgudgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed parsnips to sharks while wearing blue rings.