Nellxenkab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental skunk.

Nellxenkab created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellxenkab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nellxenkab, it will not invite you to parties.

Nellxenkab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nellxenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never jump near doves.

3. You must pray to Nellxenkab four times a day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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