Nadfun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless squid.

Nadfun created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Nadfun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadfun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nadfun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.