Limhotflan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing beaver.

Limhotflan created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limhotflan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limhotflan, he will ignore you.

Limhotflan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Limhotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.