Fudruttkan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart salamander.

Fudruttkan created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudruttkan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudruttkan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fudruttkan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fudruttkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near snakes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear purple scarves.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about galaxies.