Migpodfly is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering cat.

Migpodfly created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Migpodfly, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migpodfly, he will not invite you to parties.

Migpodfly's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Migpodfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about black holes.