Satkoping is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless pigeon.

Satkoping created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satkoping, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satkoping, it will destroy your home solar system.

Satkoping's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Satkoping's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.