Barngubjap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy alligator.

Barngubjap created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barngubjap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barngubjap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Barngubjap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Barngubjap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Barngubjap first in all things.

2. Never jump near shrews.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Hide from orange dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.