Bossruttmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy wyrm.

Bossruttmot created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Bossruttmot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bossruttmot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bossruttmot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bossruttmot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bossruttmot.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Always pray immersed in water.