Quatgidnull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying gerbil.

Quatgidnull created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatgidnull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatgidnull, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quatgidnull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Quatgidnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Quatgidnull.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.