Ragcatsan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured hippopotamus.

Ragcatsan created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcatsan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragcatsan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ragcatsan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ragcatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. You must pray to Ragcatsan seven times a day.

5. Do not eat rice.