Bugwadpark is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing
beaver.
Bugwadpark created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bugwadpark, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bugwadpark, she will not invite you to parties.
Bugwadpark's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Bugwadpark's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never think about nebulae.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.