Bugwadpark is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing beaver.

Bugwadpark created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugwadpark, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bugwadpark, she will not invite you to parties.

Bugwadpark's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bugwadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.