Honstigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish walrus.

Honstigdiss created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honstigdiss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honstigdiss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Honstigdiss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Honstigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Honstigdiss on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Honstigdiss on top of all buildings.