Rutgepdid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless human.

Rutgepdid created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutgepdid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutgepdid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rutgepdid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rutgepdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Rutgepdid three times a day.