Yarpdussomt Panbogteen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless bird.

Yarpdussomt Panbogteen created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdussomt Panbogteen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarpdussomt Panbogteen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarpdussomt Panbogteen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yarpdussomt Panbogteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at black holes.