Yamvanstan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody human.

Yamvanstan created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvanstan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamvanstan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yamvanstan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yamvanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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