Higkaryar is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, resourceful
crab.
Higkaryar created a down quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Higkaryar, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Higkaryar, she will turn you into a slug.
Higkaryar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Higkaryar's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Higkaryar.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.
5. Do not shave your feet.