Higkaryar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, resourceful crab.

Higkaryar created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Higkaryar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higkaryar, she will turn you into a slug.

Higkaryar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Higkaryar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Higkaryar.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not shave your feet.