Dotgepfom is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise
alligator.
Dotgepfom created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotgepfom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dotgepfom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Dotgepfom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Dotgepfom's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never mention birds.
4. Do not wear orange clothing.
5. Always look after injured monkeys.