Dotgepfom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise alligator.

Dotgepfom created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgepfom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotgepfom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dotgepfom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dotgepfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.