Wigjinfum is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous
aardvark.
Wigjinfum created the solar system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wigjinfum, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Wigjinfum, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Wigjinfum's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Wigjinfum's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigjinfum.
2. You must never eat onions.
3. Never sing near mites.
4. Never wear blue dresses.
5. Do not drink alcohol.