Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish fairy.

Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud, it will destroy your home planet.

Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gonlibarm Larpgudsin Faggonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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