Stiksomkap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful tapir.

Stiksomkap created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksomkap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiksomkap, he will not invite you to parties.

Stiksomkap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stiksomkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.