Cipbodbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing scorpion.

Cipbodbog created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbodbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipbodbog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cipbodbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cipbodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.