Cipbodbog is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing
scorpion.
Cipbodbog created carbon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cipbodbog, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cipbodbog, he will destroy your favourite star.
Cipbodbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Cipbodbog's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Feed all hungry doves.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.